Thursday, April 09, 2015
Listen nothing will beat Woody and Wooderson in the first season of True Detective but this new tease or trailer or what ever the fuck you want to call it looks down right ball tingly. An all star cast of Rachel McAdams, Vince Vaughn, Colin Farrell, and Taylor Kitsch aka Tim Riggins should belt out some memorable scenes with the premiere on HBO slated for June 21st. I cancelled my HBO subscription after the first season concluded but now it's time to fire up a free 3 months promo come June just so I can wet my tv viewing whistle.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 2:08 PM
Good lord lady. Can you be any more drunk? You gotta love the dudes who are actually risking their lives on the highway for this black out drunk girl with the hopes of somehow bringing her home and getting her another Bill Cosby special. The video starts off with her taking a mean piss right in the middle of the highway, pulling up her pants, and then playing chicken while stumbling in her high heels across San Diego traffic at 1:45 am. If this was some dude or fat chick she would be splattered all over the highway like a Walking Dead zombie. Instead she got a DUI and will probably have a new reality show. God bless America and hot drunk chicks.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 1:58 PM
With The Masters Upon Us Now is a Good Time To Root For Rickie Fowler and His Girlfriend Alexis Randock
Rickie Fowler may wear goofy ass Puma hats and clothing but the dude is a straight up pimp when it comes to his golf game and his 19th hole ladies game. Right now the soon to be Masters Champion (fingers and assholes crossed) is dating swimsuit model Alexis Randock which rhymes with you know what and oh my God Fowler is a lucky bastard. Fowler is yet to win a major but who gives a shit. He's hitting it in the right hole every single night. Enough with my crude sexual golf innuendo talk. Let's take a fair look at Alexis Handonmycock...
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 1:46 PM