SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

You Know You Have Had Too Much To Drink When...



... Styrofoam tastes so fucking good.  It's probably got less calories than a rice cake too.  Delicious and nutritious.  I gotta get me some Natty Light and styrofoam and make a night of it.

Andrelton Simmons Makes Barehanded Play, Morphs into Simba



I can only imagine how much drool was pooled up on Chip Carey and Joe Simpson's chins after Braves shortstop Andrelton Simmons made another platinum glove play.  Simba as he is affectionately called makes these plays so routine you almost forget how great of a fielder he is.  Now if only his bat would come around then we could be looking at the best short stop in the game.  At this point though he isn't even close to Troy Tulowitzki in that regard.