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Friday, July 18, 2014

Stuart Scott ESPY Speech



Keep on fighting the good fight Stuart.  No easy words to use here other than cancer fucking sucks.  But Scott is the type of person who can beat it because of his positivity and his ability to get the best treatment possible at John Hopkins.  Keep on battling.  You are an inspiration.  Don't give up.  Don't ever give up.

Mighty Kacy Catanzaro, a Towson University Gymnast, Completes the American Ninja Warrior Course



I guess I am no longer the most famous Towson University Alum.  Kacy Catanzaro, a former gymnast at Towson, is the first female to ever advance to the American Ninja Warrior finals.  You can see Mighty Kacy has some insane upper body strength along with great balance.  She's not too bad on the eyes either.  It's refreshing to see someone with some actual talent get the recognition she deserves unlike all of these "reality stars" of late.

Go Kacy!

The New College Football National Championship Trophy Looks Completely Shitty and Feminine


Bring back the Crystal Ball I declare.  This new National Championship Trophy they unveiled a couple of days ago looks like it got stolen out of the Macy's Revlon section.  Large Marge is going to be pissed when she finds out her giant red lipstick tube was taken and made to pass off as some kind of trophy.  In all seriousness though this trophy looks shitty and/or Canadian.  I guess I won't mind it when Notre Dame QB Everett Golson is hoisting it in January though.