I don't give a shit how many Barry Bonds hit. Hank Aaron is still the all-time home run champion.
Tuesday, April 08, 2014
Oh shit. He's old. And slow. And has the flexibility of a guy who just went through a colonoscopy. Other than that Derek Jeter looks great.
Go Get Em Kid!
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 12:48 PM
I've always said you can really get to know your fellow teammates during a rain delay. Last week Notre Dame and FSU had an extended one in Tallahassee and squared off in hijinks to one up one another. Gotta love the old Catholics vs Criminoles battles. The only thing it was missing was Jameis sacrificing a young lady in distress.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:41 AM
I don't think I will ever understand the mentality behind rioting after your school or team wins a championship. Breaking shit to celebrate seems counterproductive but hey that's just me. Can we get confirmation that Storrs, Connecticut is still a city and not a raging fireball of chaos?
PS - Is the guy shooting this VINE the owner of the car? Why else would you be like NO NO NO then YES YES YES? Rioters gonna riot. The voice sounds identical to a South Park character.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 6:57 AM
"The Hungry Huskies...this is what happens when you ban us!"
Truer words have never been spoken. Final Four Most Outstanding Player Shabazz Napier is not only a two-time champion for the UCONN Huskies but is now a mouthpiece for the plighted and malnourished student-athlete that the NCAA preys upon. Poor guy goes to "bed starving" while the rest of college students eat $50 filet mignons and their fancy sides that they find in between their microbrew soaked suede couches. I feel bad for guys like Napier. Not only does he get his tuition paid for but he also has to put up with all of his free room and board and books and free tutoring and free five course meals and women and free travel and clothes and future NBA millions while "starving." It's a hard knock life for Napier and he shows he is true warrior in every fashion.
In conclusion fuck guys like Shabazz Napier. Not because he is bitching about "starving" but because he completely ruined my bracket. I had UCONN losing in the first round. Napier put them on his back and said F that guy and his stupid office bracket. I gotta eat!
Congrats to UCONN for winning the title. It was much deserved. I enjoyed all 45 minutes of the tournament I actually watched. Now we can focus on more important things like baseball and hockey before football finally comes back.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 6:28 AM