489 feet into the Kansas City fountain. It's ungodly how great of a player Mike Trout is. He should be working on his 3rd straight MVP in his first 3 seasons if only voters weren't so stupid to think that only players on teams who make the playoffs should win MVPs. Trout is a modern day Lou Gehrig. We are just lucky to see a player of his skill dominate the game of baseball.
Saturday, June 28, 2014
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:28 AM
It looks like 2017 and 2018 could be the first opportunity for Notre Dame to schedule a long awaited SEC opponent in their backyard according to the AJC.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 10:14 AM
Be honest how many people besides Texas Rangers fans knew Adrian Beltre was closing in on 2500 hits? It's a hell of an accomplishment from a great player and this might make the third baseman a sneaky Hall of Fame lock. But if he ever gets the vote into Cooperstown he has to also have someone try to touch his head before handing him his plaque. Miguel Cabrera, himself a future HOFer, gave Beltre a little head nod and you could see the pure fire in his eyes. He's just angry as shit. Love it.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 9:26 AM
Miami's 5:30 AM workout this morning - can't tell if it's a weight room or a night club _ https://t.co/FjH5K95l5UI guess it's dark to hide all the hookers and blow! No lie this is how you get recruits to come to Miami. Just turn your 5:30 AM workouts into a full blown nightclub with a DJ and everyone will be jumping at the bit to get up and lift some weights and train. The Hurricanes and Al Golden are setting the tempo for modern college football.
— PickSix Previews ACC (@PickSix_ACC) June 25, 2014
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 9:14 AM
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 9:06 AM
Luis Suarez is obviously a vampire. pic.twitter.com/obu7Wlcw4K
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) June 24, 2014
Suarez gonna have to wear this for the rest of the World Cup pic.twitter.com/piINWGYhtS
— World Cup 2014 (@WorIdCupp) June 24, 2014
Luis Suarez will also be starring in the next Jaws pic.twitter.com/Io2YnHn0l1
— (@NotDyslexic) June 24, 2014
Tuesday marked the third time in his career Uruguay's Luis Suarez has bit a player on the pitch. This time it just happened to be with the whole world watching as Uruguay battled Italy and eventually eliminated them in a thrilling World Cup match. Suarez is likely facing at least a two game suspension and perhaps as much as a two year suspension from Fifa. How about we just let a bunch of rabid pitbulls attack the fucker and let him see how it feels?
Here are some of Suarez's other crazy moments. This guy is a grade A douchebag...
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:55 AM
This little fucker literally scared the shit out of me the first time I watched it. I don't recommend watching this human leprechaun while trying to pinch a loaf off.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 6:29 AM
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Seriously what in holy hell happened to the Tampa Bay Rays? They were baseball's small market underdog darlings along with the Oakland A's for the past 5 years but this year they have just completely sucked ass. You go from nearly winning a World Series to looking like schmucks vs a 17-year-old girl named Chelsea Baker in batting practice. They should just fold up the team and move them to Charlotte already. I don't know what's more embarrassing: The Rays MLB worst record of 31-47 or Evan Longoria's blonde mohawk?
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:18 AM
And it still doesn't get old. I'm going to watch it at least another 50 times till my balls shrivel up and erode from exhaustion.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 11:08 AM
I literally have no fucking clue what she is saying nor do I care. All I know is that model Andressa Urach is a former runner up in the Miss Butt Brazil (yes their country has this and we don't) and she is not afraid to show off her talent on TV. Be sure to check out her Instagram or you can just google Image search for her better pictures.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 10:56 AM
I will admit this World Cup has pulled me in 100%. As a die hard sports fan but only a casual soccer follower I've been watching this World Cup like it's the Olympics. I love rooting for my country and as an underdog I love rooting for them even more. We aren't suppose to beat Ghana, Portugal, and Germany. But on Thursday we have a shot to at least win 2 of 3 and advance to the round of 16 out of the Group of Death. I'd say that's pretty damn impressive. Granted we can advance just by getting a tie with Germany but fuck that...we gotta win! USA! USA! USA! Beat Germany!
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:36 AM
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 6:33 AM
Monday, June 23, 2014
Hey next time asshole you might not try to run across with red fucking pants on! Just a thought. I think that's basic bull fighting 101 right there. Don't wear red pants and/or stop right in front of running bull only to get your head knocked off. This was on par for my Friday and Sunday night. Riding high Friday night with the Orioles about to take game 1 in their series vs the Skankees only to give up a 3 run walk off to Carlos Beltran. Then Sunday you might have heard about the USA choking against Portugal with less than 10 seconds left in stoppage time thanks to Michael Bradley's latest gaffe. All things considered I'll take being a disgruntled sports fan over being this dead guy.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 11:43 AM
If I was 24-years-old and had been playing golf my entire life while being dubbed the ladies version of Tiger Woods and had yet to win a major despite turning pro at 13 you can sure as hell bet I would be getting shit faced like Michelle Wie here. Wie filled her trophy up with some tasty cold beer and then chugged that shit like it was the Stanley Cup. And to top it off she did some drunk twerking which can't be easy for a girl who is over 6 feet tall. Wie can drink for my team any day!
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 10:27 AM
I could watch this all day and still never stop laughing. It's just so perfect with Jim Ross doing the play-by-play of some asshole drunk on the street stumbling and face planting directly into the road. The guy's face almost exploded. "That's it he's dead!"
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:08 AM
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 9:07 AM
You can often see how much a human being had an impact on the world after they leave the living world. On Monday Tony Gwynn left at the young age of 54 due to complications from cancer. He left a legacy. Everybody has nothing but kind words for Mr. Padre. He was an institution in San Diego having grown up, gone to college, and played his entire career in the area. I was fortunate to meet Tony a couple of times growing up and he didn't let you down with his smile, his laugh, and his ability to connect with you even though he really didn't know you. We all knew about Tony growing up but he was more interested in finding out about you the person. Tony was just a great guy. A great player. Perhaps the best hitter the game has seen in 50 plus years. Tony Gwynn will be missed. Tony is up there with the Cal Ripkens, Dale Murphys and Ozzie Smiths of the baseball world. Great ball players who were even better good guys off the field. They lived up to the sports idol for every kid.
RIP Tony Gwynn.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:54 AM
Monday, June 16, 2014
No more fucking excuses. We are the USA. We don't need excuses. We need answers and we needed them yesterday. Portugal just got their bitch asses steamrolled by the Germans and lost two players in the process including their pride and dignity. This "group of death" currently doesn't look so fucking deadly anymore. All the USA has to do is beat fucking Ghana at 6pm today. Ghana is some piss ant from Africa who has no right to beat us considering all the money we put into developing our players and hiring the best coaches in the world. I'm pretty sure 95% of Ghana doesn't even have electricity much less water. No more fucking excuses America. I want us to destroy Ghana and then kick the living shit out of Portugal and Ronaldo and then Germany can annihilate us for all I care since it won't matter since we will automatically advance.
P.S - I only watch soccer every four years for the World Cup. I still think it's a nancy sport with "athletes" who would get curbed stomp playing in the States if they played one of the sports that actually matters (Football, baseball, hockey, basketball) but that doesn't matter right now. It's about national pride. We gotta win. No more excuses.
Double P.S - Cool video. I got a little chub from it no lie.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 1:15 PM
Notre Dame Equipment Manager Ryan Grooms Teases the 2014 Shamrock Series Helmet With This Box Picture
Wonder what's in the box...#goirish #Indianapolis pic.twitter.com/o0oPz0gl6aOh Ryan you can't be teasing the family jewels like this. I can feel it deep in my plums. They are all tingly in anticipation. What's in the box? I need to see the new 2014 Shamrock Series helmet today!
— Ryan Grooms (@NDFBEquipment) June 16, 2014
By the way before you even ask yes we will again have the helmets in stock first for sale. As soon as Ryan reveals the helmet we will put a link up to buy the minis and authentic versions of it.
We still have some of the 2013 Shamrock Series and 2012 mini helmets in stock along with the authentics if anybody is interested in adding to their collection.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 12:27 PM
I'm not going to lie. I would fucking kill to live one day in Johnny Football's shoes right now. I mean is anybody else living it up more than Johnny Manziel? He's got a different dime piece every week. Hell he might have a different smokeshow every day for all I can tell. He's been partying with celebrities all over the country. He's got so much cash he can't even fucking hear us. Johnny Cleveland is living like a gangster. Party on Johnny. Party on.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:59 AM
Thursday, June 12, 2014
OFFICIAL- NFL Films is excited 2 announce #HARDKNOCKS will feature @Atlanta_Falcons, premiering Aug 5. #cinemaverite pic.twitter.com/XfIzuQ5eCe
— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) June 12, 2014
Umm can I get a hell yeah? Hard Knocks is one of my favorite shows and the Atlanta Falcons are my favorite NFL team so this is going to be a marriage in heaven no doubt. We will get to see Arthur Blank behind the scenes pulling out his white glove and slapping one of his serfs like he is Colonel Sanders. We will get to see head coach Mike Smith say absolutely nothing interesting while doing coach speak throughout. We will get to see and hear Roddy White put his foot in his mouth multiple times while entertaining us Chad Johnson style. Hopefully we will catch a glimpse of one of Matty Ice's road beef side pieces. This will be must watch TV for what could be another painful season for all Falcons fans coming off a 4-12 season. I don't think it will be a distraction and if anything it will keep the players more focused on rebounding from that shitfest 2013 season.
Over/Under on number of times Blank mentions his charitable work: 8
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 10:05 AM
Talk About Luck: Sydney Man With a GoPro Cliffs Dive Into Water With a Great White Shark And Lives To Show It
Holy shit! I'm trying to think of a more scary scenario than this. Look I would be the last person you would see cliff diving. I just couldn't muster up the courage even if I was hammered, black out drunk. But to not only cliff dive and yet come down with the possibility of the world's most famous man eating predator just waiting for you as a snack is frightening. This bloke is more lucky than any lottery winner. His life was determined to go on only because that Great White waiting in the water had already eaten no doubt.
I'm trying to think of a more scarier scenario than cliff diving into Great White shark infested waters. Hmmm, maybe being a Chicago Cubs fan. Yeah that would definitely be suicidal.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:31 AM
A's left fielder Yoenis Cespedes did it again last night vs the Angels. Bobbling ground balls and making ridiculous on the mark throws has become Cespedes forte. Watch him nail Albert Pujols at 3rd base...
And of course the night before Cespedes made one of the best throws I have ever seen. He basically channeled his inner Bo Jackson and completed a frozen rope from the warning track all the way to home to nail Howie Kendrick...
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 7:07 AM
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Watching Cristiano Ronaldo Throw Passes at the Jets Practice Facility Will Make You Appreciate His Overall Athleticism
Now I just feel bad for making fun of soccer players. Sorry excuse me. I meant "futbol players." Every single soccer player has gone out of their way to tell me how they are the best athletes and it takes the most skill to excel at their great sport. I mean after all it is the world's most popular sport so it must take an elite talent to conquer it like Cristiano Ronaldo has. He's the best of the best and you would never know that he doesn't use his arms like every other sport in the world. It's just so natural for him to throw a pigskin. I mean he could probably win the Heisman next year if he decided to attend college and slay coeds instead of European models. Yup it must be the reason why America sucks so bad at soccer because we don't have the great athletes that Europe and the other countries have. Ronaldo proves it with his natural talent. It's like watching 50 Cent throw a baseball. You can't miss the greatness.
Love those shorts by the way. It's always comforting to see someone's nuts dangling out while dribbling a soccer ball. Makes me respect his game even more.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:16 AM
KTLA Reporter Christina Pascucci Was Live at a Gay Pride Parade When a Patron Said "You Are So F*cking Hot"
See America has nothing to fear when it comes to gay people and marriage. Give them a little bit of the sauce and they start hitting on the opposite sex on live tv. This guy seems to have the same amount of game I used to have while intoxicated. The scary part is it actually worked. About 5% of the time but hey beggars can't be choosers. Someone get this guy another drink he could turn into Derek Jeter just swooping up grade A road beef.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 7:44 AM
We really are a simple breed. Just show us a pretty girl and we will throw all logic out of the window. We are basically dogs. Give us a little love and we are all ears and panting for more. Model Adrian Lima could have turned on Big Ten Football and I would have been like "Fuck Yeah I need some Big Ten Football" even though we all know it sucks. The power of the ....
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:36 AM
Friday, June 06, 2014
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 12:18 PM
Thursday, June 05, 2014
Last season Baltimore Orioles slugger Chris "Crush" Davis hit a staggering 53 homers in a break out season that earned him top 3 MVP votes. This season Davis has been struggling with the long balls. He had 7 going into last night at the 1/3 season mark. After hitting a towering ball in the right field bleacher seats in Arlington last night you would think his teammates would be excited to see Crush break out of his mini slump. They gave him the silent treatment. Davis would not be shown up though as he gave his air high fives to his imaginary teammates. Take that assholes!
O's won their 4th straight. I'm still holding out hope the O's beat the Dodgers in the World Series as I predicted before the season started. They need to make a trade for another starter (Jeff Samardzija please) and get Matt Wieters back from injury and they should be fine. They got this!
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:48 AM