I've seen a lot in my 34 years in baseball (yes I'm old, fuck off) but this is a first. NC State centerfielder Brett Williams did a flip while diving for a catch in left centerfield vs New Mexico State. Luckily the ball didn't get lodged in his blowhole.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
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Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Here is the brand new Parole Tide That's a Crime, Son T-shirt. With the latest arrests Parole Tide has not only cemented themselves as Oversigning U but also #1 both on the field and in the Fulmer Cup Standings.
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Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:01 AM
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
I can't believe I missed this while slugging Red Stripes and chowing down jerk chicken and lobster down in Jamaica. Maryland students did a flash mob and the simply awful Harlem Shake before their basketball team helped seal the deal on a tourney bid with a 83-81 victory over hated Duke. While Scott Van Pelt was texting/twittering/whatever in front of the kids in suits I was piss drunk relaxing in the Caribbean on a beach. WTF was I thinking?
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:59 AM
No shit I laughed out loud so badly I started tearing up at this poor dumb asshole. Just the sheer agony of screams after the body slam are priceless. When they are pulling out the pricks on his back it was like somebody recorded me down in Miami last month while watching Notre Dame getting throttled by Bama. "It fucking hurts man." Yeah it does.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 8:50 AM
Thursday, February 14, 2013
By now you have probably already heard about Oscar "Blade Runner"Pistorius giving his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp a shotgun wedding on Valentine's Day but I doubt you saw this completely insensitive NIKE Ad. I mean what a bunch of assholes to treat poor little Tink Tink as some sexual object like a bullet. Men are not sexual toys you women can just play with. Before you know it we might just explode.
Serious question though: Does Pistolius, I mean Pistorius, allowed to bring his blades in jail? I'm completely stumped.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 8:47 AM
Friday, February 08, 2013
With an estimated value of at least $10000 Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel has put his game worn cleats and jersey vs Bama up for auction at Heritage Auction. The cleats are autographed but that's not what makes them so unique. Johnny Football isn't the biggest guy on the college gridiron. By most accounts he is under 6 feet and has a slight build.
But holy shit the kid wears a size 15!
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:12 AM
Wednesday, February 06, 2013
Monday, February 04, 2013
Yeah I would be saying the same exact thing after winning the Super Bowl, claiming the MVP trophy, and now a shiny new $100 million plus contract waiting to be signed. Fucking awesome indeed Mr. Flacco.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 7:51 AM
Congratulations go out to the Baltimore Ravens for winning their second Super Bowl in stirring fashion over the San Francisco 49ers 34-31. But who gives a shit about some dumb football game right? Let's take a look at what really is important: the best Super Bowl commercials.
My personal favorite is this Old Milwaukee commercial. It's a classic love story between Will Ferrell and some old Asian lady making out in a bus. Brings a tear to my eye.
My second favorite is the Taco Bell Viva Young commercial. Nothing beats seeing old people get fucked up while going for a late night romp at Taco Bell. Live Mas indeed.
And of course my third favorite is this instant classic Go Daddy commercial. Supermodel Bar Rafaeli making out with some tech nerd. Yummy.
The award for the "cutest" Super Bowl commercial goes to Kia's Space Babies. And by cute I mean the one commercial where all the girls in the room go "AAAWWWW!"
My bad. Somehow I completely forgot the Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial.
True story: Mutombo works out at the same gym I go to. He comes in with full suit. Changes into workout clothes. Then changes back to full suit and leaves with suitcase every time. Fucking weird right?
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 7:22 AM