SportsCrack Blog

Thursday, April 02, 2009

RON BURGUNDY INTERVIEWS MICHIGAN STATE COACH TOM IZZO


"They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina!"

JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH COMES THROUGH IN CLUTCH


I will never forget the scene in which Ray Allen, I mean Jesus, is doing the campus tours during his recruitment and he gets laid by two porn stars. I hope all hoop prep stars are treated that way.