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Thursday, August 21, 2008

GEORGIA FOOTBALL JOKES


These were sent in by loyal blog reader Brian...

15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING
THE PAST YEAR .

THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....

A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'

The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
________________________________________________________

Q: What is Mark Richt's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
_____________________________________________________

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens?

A: A huddle.
_____________________________________________________

Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police.
____________________________________________________

Q: Why can't most of the UGA players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
__________________________________________________

The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
_____________________________________________________

The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
______________________________________________________

Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

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