SportsCrack Blog

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Inch away from being a multimillionaire

Fear and loathing here in Vegas playing Wheel of Fortune progressive slots, I just missed being able to call myself a millionaire by an inch. A fucking inch. I got the first two Wheel of Fortunes on the roll but then the third one fell below the faithful line.

The jackpot would have been over 6.6 million.

I guess God had different plans for me.

Asshole.

1 comment:

Mac G said...

Put it all on black, hit it, get into the Hard Rock Pool and buy a hooker.