SportsCrack Blog

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

MARCUS THOMAS IN HAWAI'I NOW MEANS
The baddest most brutal force to hit the Big Island since that shitty Ben Affleck movie...

This sack hurt Colt Brennan so bad it actually made him cry. Seriously, I'm not fucking around, the guy was crying on the sidelines. Apparently his vagina was swollen from Dawg bites.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the UGA props, but his name is actually Marcus Howard, and he was named the 2008 Sugar Bowl Most Outstanding Player.