SportsCrack Blog

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

WELCOME TO ATLANTA MARK TEIXERIA

As a former Severna Park, MD resident myself, I want to wish Teixeria the best of luck in Atlanta. Now go out, drive in some runs, bone some of Chipper's leftovers, and bring the Braves a World Series so I can cash in my $500 bet at the Barbary Coast.

RICKY "THE WILD THING" VAUGHN VS. ROY "THE NATURAL" HOBBS

Courtesy of BarStool Sports

I still think Jesus Christ couldn't hit the curve ball.

30 FUCKING DAYS

Courtesy of Fredo